Thursday, 14 April 2011

#pwning and #winning - 42 times over.

Here I am again!

Sooo... I SWIPED INTO RED LAN WITH MY OWN STUDENT CARD OMG I'M SO HAPPY.
Here's a post about another important person in my life. If you can't tell by the title of this post, I am a Twitterian, hence the hash-tagging. Also, this person I'm about to tell you about encapsulates the essence of awesomery, and winning, and pwning - just by existing.

His name is Cah-vie, and he will be proud to know that I've just created a link.

Cah-vie, also known as Caveshen Rajman / CaViE / CaVoKeR / King Awesome / Pilot, is me, in a different form, basically. You know that cheesy part in Avatar when that weird-looking dude tries to explain the 'I See You' part? Yeah, Cah-vie and I get it. He kinda knows what I'm saying without me having to say it.

I'll pretend you're nodding because you know what I mean, but in reality, you have no idea what it means to have someone totally unrelated to you that is able connect with you so awesomely. He is the little voice (worm?) inside my head that reminds me to keep my chin up, because I am Jesamania. 

Hullo, it's Cohen again. He plays DotA. Eeeew. :/ CnC FTW.

Whatever that means.
Cavie and I have our own language. It's pointless telling you about it, because it isn't something you would notice, never mind be able to learn. SHAME FOR YOU.

I met Cah-vie on Facebook, but I only really became his friend when I met him on campus. His 3-year experience of campus life enabled me to lose my n00b title very quickly. Now I skip lectures like a pro. :D
He looked after me. There is no way I could tell it to you without sounding all soppy and stuff.. Anyways. Yeah. Cah-vie. Me.
I remember those days as if it were only a few weeks ago.. Sitting at the pond.. Feeding toxic caf chips to the invincible koi fish.. Sipping on chocolate milkshakes.. Solving the world's problems.. OH YEAH.
SO much more to tell you about him. For another time, perhaps?

The point of this post: Jesamania + Cah-vie = 42

I'm glad to have found him so early in my life. It just means that we've had a little bit longer to #pwn the world for.

Spooning, you?

Yours in pensiveness, 
Jes.

Oh! Yeah! Twitter! Me! Follow! You stalker, you. Here I am ---> Jesamania

The Beginning of Forever.

Today is the 14th of April.
On this day last year, nearly 2700 were killed in a magnitude 6.9 earthquake in Yushu, Qinghai, China.
So obviously this is a ground-breaking, mind-blowing date.
It is also Cohen and my ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY.

This is a Co-post, as in, Cohen's posting here too, today. Say hi, Co.

Hi! It's me, Cohen... again. You might know me from from the OTHER blog that nobody reads i.e How Troublesome. Right now, my dearest Jessie is amazed because I just made a link. I feel so happy, knowing that I make her smile so much. I'm surprised that she's not sick yet. We kissed so much on Monday, and I had influenza. Yassers, she has one strong immune system. Unnnghhh laaanie. TTFN.

Never fear, readers, I will be sick by the end of today.
So Cohen and I have been dating for a month. Of course, we've known each other for much longer than that. It's quite a strange so-how-did-you-meet story. Cohen began liking the posts I would write on a mutual friend's wall on Facebook, which led me to requesting his friendship late one night. Somehow, he didn't mind that I was a hermit, and took a liking to me. Long story short, here we are, in ANT LAN, not making out or anything, because we can't "interfere with other LAN users".

A month may not seem like a long time, but trust me, it is. Anyone who says a decade is longer than a second, has not lived my life. Time is a morphable entity. We've been through so much already. Being the extremist that I am, liken our relationship to two sine graphs on the same set of axes. Up, down, all around, just like love should be, right? We're still learning to love. He makes me happy, and that's all that matters. I'd like to think that this is one step of the rest of our lives together.

"Whatever our tomorrow may be, we'll make it beautiful together."

ATCHOO! It's me again... again. I'm taking a tiny break from updating my blog so I can resume my co-posting duties! Jessie is trying to TAME her hair as I type this. God, I love her hair (and I'm not just dating her for the hair, damnit). It's so... flaafy. I've never seen anything like it. I could even sleep in it, if she asked me to. I hope our kids will have hair like that. 

Gotta love him.
There's so much I have to thank him for; so much I've learned about myself by learning about him. He is an amazing, beautiful person, and I wish one day he'd see in himself what I see when I look at him. I am grateful for every moment I have with him. We're gonna make this last.

I suspect that this post is long enough. I WILL BE BACK BECAUSE I HAVE MORE TO SAY ABOUT OTHER THINGS, LIKE FAIRIES AND SPOONS AND CLOUDS AND OTHER SUCH AWESOMERY.
But this post is for you, Cohen. Our Love > 9000.
Thank you for one month of the rest of our lives together.
I love you.

I love you too, Jesamaine.

Adieu, readers.

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Time In A Bottle.

Welcome, readers. I trust that you've taken your meds today.

I am Jesamania.

There are several reasons for why this blog exists. Firstly, I'd like to thank my love, my flame, my muse, Cohen Singh, for creating it for me. You may not have known, readers, but I am quite inept with technology. I have, however, befriended the computer geniuses of the world who will help me in my technological endeavours, as such. Already this computer is annoying me with distasteful Americanized spelling options, which I have no idea how to disable.
Anyways. 

I would call myself a writer only in the true sense of the word. I have a penchant for writing about topics that interest me, compacted into these tiny little MIND-BLOWING pieces (conceited, much?). Thing is, I write them on paper, using a pen - Yeah, how old-fashioned, I know. But screw what you think, I love my books, okay. So it was suggested (multiple times, and by many people) that I impart some of my musings in the form of a blog. So here I am, typing ridiculously slowly (because my fingers are old-fashioned too), a blog For The People.

Yes, reader, I just called you a People.

You may be wanting to know a little bit about me, yes? No? I'll tell you anyway.

First and foremost, I am what you've been looking for. The world is not a complicated place, if everything's connected. Think of me as your conduit. Something is a part of Everything, and I am Everything. (Z0MG POLYMORPHISM, but I digress.) <cough>
In saying so, I am composed of those around me. WOW I HAVE A BRILLIANT ANALOGY THAT YOU'LL ONLY UNDERSTAND IF YOU KNOW SOME BIOLOGY SO GOOGLE IT OKAY. The universe is a cell, and Earth, it's nucleus. You People are the floating nucleotides in it's nucleoplasm, and I am the DNA. You make me, but I am my own.

By the title of this blog, you may have noted the connection to The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Yes. I'm currently reading the series, and am quite taken by it. Again, thank you, Cohen.

"Err... I'm a chronic Jesamaniac, and I can't seem to get enough." ~ Cohen Singh, in realtime.

There are few people in my realm that are worth my mentioning. But they're all amazing, and worth knowing. I'll do a blog post for each of them.

Until next time, readers/Peoples.

Now that you know I am the Answer, I will take you on a journey to discover what the Question is.

Onwards!