Time In A Bottle.

Welcome, readers. I trust that you've taken your meds today.

I am Jesamania.

There are several reasons for why this blog exists. Firstly, I'd like to thank my love, my flame, my muse, Cohen Singh, for creating it for me. You may not have known, readers, but I am quite inept with technology. I have, however, befriended the computer geniuses of the world who will help me in my technological endeavours, as such. Already this computer is annoying me with distasteful Americanized spelling options, which I have no idea how to disable.
Anyways. 

I would call myself a writer only in the true sense of the word. I have a penchant for writing about topics that interest me, compacted into these tiny little MIND-BLOWING pieces (conceited, much?). Thing is, I write them on paper, using a pen - Yeah, how old-fashioned, I know. But screw what you think, I love my books, okay. So it was suggested (multiple times, and by many people) that I impart some of my musings in the form of a blog. So here I am, typing ridiculously slowly (because my fingers are old-fashioned too), a blog For The People.

Yes, reader, I just called you a People.

You may be wanting to know a little bit about me, yes? No? I'll tell you anyway.

First and foremost, I am what you've been looking for. The world is not a complicated place, if everything's connected. Think of me as your conduit. Something is a part of Everything, and I am Everything. (Z0MG POLYMORPHISM, but I digress.) <cough>
In saying so, I am composed of those around me. WOW I HAVE A BRILLIANT ANALOGY THAT YOU'LL ONLY UNDERSTAND IF YOU KNOW SOME BIOLOGY SO GOOGLE IT OKAY. The universe is a cell, and Earth, it's nucleus. You People are the floating nucleotides in it's nucleoplasm, and I am the DNA. You make me, but I am my own.

By the title of this blog, you may have noted the connection to The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Yes. I'm currently reading the series, and am quite taken by it. Again, thank you, Cohen.

"Err... I'm a chronic Jesamaniac, and I can't seem to get enough." ~ Cohen Singh, in realtime.

There are few people in my realm that are worth my mentioning. But they're all amazing, and worth knowing. I'll do a blog post for each of them.

Until next time, readers/Peoples.

Now that you know I am the Answer, I will take you on a journey to discover what the Question is.

Onwards!